Fresh from my inbox, here are some more incredible word combinations from people who really think we have excrement for brains, and who want to separate us from our money as quickly as possible, and play fast and loose with the English language in the process. My own comments are in italics.
Ultra Allure Pheromones will make women give you flowers.
- And other things, hopefully...
With our Viagra Soft Tabs you can crack nuts with your penis.
- I’m not sure that’s the best way to impress a date.
You don't know what is the best revenge for your ex girlfriend.
- I understand she's bought an AK-47...
If you cum with Spermamax on July 4th, people will take it for the firework.
- Now, I’d definitely pay to see that during the national anthem!
Erections are still possible. compress
- No, no, that’s the opposite of what you need to do...
hree we cmoe!
This could fix your entire relationship or marriage. exorcist
- Hiring one might be the best idea here.
A hill under the bad cover
Skinny cooks can't be trusted
air conditioned umbilical cord
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